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How to Rise with the Sun

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Full English Breakfast.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Alarmistclock

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

So Far So Good

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Give us a minute, honey."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"