Morning Machine Maker Prints

How to Rise with the Sun

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Full English Breakfast.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

So Far So Good

Cockerel sings the blues...

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

"Give us a minute, honey."