Morning Merrymaker Prints

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

'He's always wide awake at the crack of ice!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Violin family at Christmas

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

Wedding Wellies

Hallowe'en wake up call

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

'Good morning!'

'Shakin' bacon.'

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"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

Cats play the double bass

"Hava Nagila" go-round.