Morning Merrymaker Pillows

'He's always wide awake at the crack of ice!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Violin family at Christmas

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Wedding Wellies

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Hallowe'en wake up call

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Piano Bar

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'Good morning!'

'Shakin' bacon.'

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

Cats play the double bass

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

Prosecco and Pudding

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."