Morning Mirth Maker Pillows

'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Gesundheit!"

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

Hallowe'en wake up call

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

How to Rise with the Sun

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'Shakin' bacon.'

'I think out quarterly report should call it a 'negative upward trend'.'

'Good morning!'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

Merry Christmas!

"I told you, no "funny business," Anderson."

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

Supper.

"So are the results not very good?"

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"