Morning Mirth Maker Gifts

'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Gesundheit!"

Cockerel sings the blues...

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

Hallowe'en wake up call

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

How to Rise with the Sun

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

'Good morning!'

Merry Christmas!

'Shakin' bacon.'

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'I think out quarterly report should call it a 'negative upward trend'.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"I told you, no "funny business," Anderson."

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

Supper.

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"So are the results not very good?"

"What were those songs you were singing?"