Mirth Maker Pillows

"I told you, no "funny business," Anderson."

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Comicron

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Off Duty.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Working at a brewery.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Merry Christmas!

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'I think out quarterly report should call it a 'negative upward trend'.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Prosecco and Pudding

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

Drunk Golfer.

Bourbon Street signs: Party and Sober Up.

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

Make-your-own-fun at the morgue.