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City Marathon.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'..and one for the pot.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I think it's time we left...'

Cowpunk

"That's just the booze listening."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Fall Classic

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

House trained cat

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

My Dog Scratch

Witching Hour

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

"Take us to your vodka."