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Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

City Marathon.

New music conference

Birds with Headphones

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'..and one for the pot.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Trolley Queen

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Bach Doubles

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Beethoven's 10th

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Witching Hour

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

'Cashier' 'Cashier' 'Miracle worker'

Ice pack for the heart.

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'