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Eternal Rest Cemetery and Golf Course.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"You must be the artist."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"Cemetery Pie"

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

"What the hell is all this?"

Witching Hour

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

Make-your-own-fun at the morgue.

Dancing with death.