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Eternal Rest Cemetery and Golf Course.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"Cemetery Pie"

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"You must be the artist."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frankenstein as a boy

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

Make-your-own-fun at the morgue.

Dancing with death.

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

Witching Hour

"What the hell is all this?"

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.