Style Mixer T-Shirts

Cowpunk

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

City Marathon.

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Birds with Headphones

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Is that neat whisky?"

Books and Phones

Old songs made new

'..and one for the pot.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Bach Doubles

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"