"Every day is hump day to me!"
Middle Of The Week Gifts
Looking for a way to bring a smile during the busiest part of the week? Our collection of gifts themed around the middle of the week offers funny, witty, and charming items that turn 'hump day' into a highlight. From playful mugs to stylish t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, each piece is crafted to add a bit of joy and levity. Whether you're treating yourself or searching for a thoughtful gift, discover the perfect way to make Wednesdays wonderful.
"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."
"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"
Friday 5.30pm.
'I drank 10 pints of rum.'
'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'
'A Fucking Drink'
'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''
"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."
Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.
"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."
The week at a glance.
"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."
"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."
Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.
"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."
'Jason and I are absolutely incompatible. We're both going through the menopause.'
"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."
Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.
'It's net weight when they're trying to catch you. After a few years it then becomes gross weight.'
"As a matter of fact, you DID catch me at a bad time."
My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!
"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."
"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"
'No, we do not make change.'
"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata."
Thought for Wednesday
You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it!
To celebrate the middle of the week, employees at Gortney Industries built an actual hump.
The 'Mystery Pain 'game
"It's been a very long week!"
"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."
"Sigh...I'm getting old."
"No,he's got Thursday night fever, you get everything cheaper midweek.."
It's hard being the middle child.
Middle Of The Week Gifts Collection
Middle Of The Week Mugs
Discover our collection of middle-of-the-week mugs that bring humor and cheer to your daily coffee breaks. Brighten your day with a witty design crafted just for hump day!
Middle Of The Week Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add comfort and a touch of humor to your space. Our middle of the week pillows are great for relaxing and spreading good vibes.
Middle Of The Week Prints
Brighten your walls with witty prints that capture the spirit of the middle of the week. A fun way to keep motivation high through the week's challenges.
Middle Of The Week T-Shirts
Explore our fun and stylish t-shirts celebrating the middle of the week. Perfect for showing off your Wednesday mood and adding humor to your casual wardrobe.