Midweek Partier Pillows

"No,he's got Thursday night fever, you get everything cheaper midweek.."

I could have danced all night!

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Caught in the Music

"The club scene is really changing."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

"See? I told you it would be more fun settling our differences over a few drinks."

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

Thought for Wednesday

Fallen Christmas Angel

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

"He's the life and body of the party"

To celebrate the middle of the week, employees at Gortney Industries built an actual hump.

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

'I hate hump day!'

Let me at him! The nerve! Open the door! Monday. Frank, it's Monday --- He must've heard the things you said about him!

"Every day is hump day to me!"

'Hey, cheer UP, Bert! It's Wednesday... Hump Day!'

"At least try to act as if you are pleased to be here."

'This next shot's about 450 years. You're gonna wanna watch out for that huge dogleg on the right.'

God, I hate Wednesdays. Hump Day Dumpty.

"This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"