Weekdays Prints

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Friday

Late/Too Late.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

Relaxing on a sofa

City centre pub.

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Out Box

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath