Long Weekends Prints

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Relaxing on a sofa

City centre pub.

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''