Long Weekends T-Shirts

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Friday

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

Relaxing on a sofa

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

City centre pub.

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Out Box

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."