Three-day Weekend T-Shirts

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Thank God It's Friday.

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Relaxing on a sofa

City centre pub.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Thursday is the new Friday

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"We've had to introduce measures lately to stop the entomology department from knocking off early on a Friday."

Out Box

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''