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"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Dancing in pyjamas

The devil you know and his plus one

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Shaken not stirred

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Beers

Green Balloon

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'