End Of Workweek Celebration Gifts

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

The Pencil and Sharpener

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Thank God It's Friday.

After party at the spill club.

Friday 5.30pm.

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"What time is it mentally?"

'A Fucking Drink'

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

Just Because it's Tuesday

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

The week at a glance.

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

Quitting time

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."