Workplace Celebrations Gifts

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

The Pencil and Sharpener

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Man with post it note

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

I've refiled all your letters under L.

After party at the spill club.

Team Work

'So this is the company's new mission statement.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I haven't got a clue what I'm talking about.'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

A poster next to a busy beehive shows a photo of a bee under the words "Employee of the week".

'In case the guys organize a game.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

Rabbit ears behind boss