Office Celebration Gifts

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'May I play through please?'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

'A two hour morning break, a three hour lunch break... I'm totally exhausted! Can I go home two hours early today, boss?'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'Here we have a timetable for setting a target for when we can confirm a target for getting rid of more targets!'

'Your office door is nailed shut, that should tell you something!'

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

Printers Jammed

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

21st century water cooler conversations.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"The meeting will come to order."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Here and There Trays

That shows business confidence.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Sign - Halt manager crossing

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

Party Animals.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'