Work-related Celebration Gifts

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

The Pencil and Sharpener

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Man with post it note

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

After party at the spill club.

Team Work

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'And as my chart clearly shows, I haven't got a clue what I'm talking about.'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'In case the guys organize a game.'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

A poster next to a busy beehive shows a photo of a bee under the words "Employee of the week".

"So who else is gonna be there?"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

Scheduel.

Rabbit ears behind boss

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'