Work-related Celebration Gifts

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

The Pencil and Sharpener

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Man with post it note

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

After party at the spill club.

Team Work

'And as my chart clearly shows, I haven't got a clue what I'm talking about.'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

A poster next to a busy beehive shows a photo of a bee under the words "Employee of the week".

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'In case the guys organize a game.'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

'I'm willing to relocate.'

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

'So, Bixbey! Caught you at trying out my desk again, have I?'

Rabbit ears behind boss

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

'Todd, you do realize 'casual Friday' is now 'super Friday,' right?'