End Of The Work Week Gifts

The week at a glance.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

Back to school.

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

Friday 5.30pm.

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'A Fucking Drink'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

Monday morning is nigh.

"What time is it mentally?"

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

Quitting time

"Sir, could you slow the bus down, so I can squeeze in a couple more minutes of summer vacation?"

The End of Summer.

Stop staring at that screen saver!

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

Mondays...

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'