Last Day Of Work Gifts

"Well I guess this is it...I'll see you guys around."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Late/Too Late.

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In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Back to school.

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

Friday 5.30pm.

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'A Fucking Drink'

"What time is it mentally?"

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'Wait a minute! This is supposed to be my day off!'

The week at a glance.

'Apparently, I've been replaced by a $2.99 iPhone app!'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

Stop staring at that screen saver!

Quitting time

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

'This was faxed to me by Ricky Ames, who's still on Cap Cod. 'How I extended my summer vacation...''

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

"Waitress's Day Off""

"As a matter of fact, you DID catch me at a bad time."

!I'd prefer to lie here and do nothing - but half a loaf is better than none.'