Saturday Night Ritual Gifts

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

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"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

A couple lie in bed

Me Saturday Night...Me Sunday Morning.

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"I'm prescribing your husband a double dose of malt whiskey, to be taken twice every evening."

'Usual Saturday night crap.'

"Just call me...Mr. Saturday Night!"

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

Bath Time

'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'

'Is it Saturday, already?'

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

It's Saturday night. You're watching the Dateless Channel.

Oh good life, you give to me … a gift sweeter than a rose. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Sunday night at 9, you see: Binge watching Sopranos. Mobsters be her muse.

"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."

'Dad, could I borrow the car and your dress Saturday night?'

'Lottery...flogging...crucifixion... Saturday night schedules are improving at last.'

'Yes, he enjoys his evening glass of wine with a good book. It must be good, he's been reading it since 1983.'

"Well this blows"

'Although rare, Saturday Night Fever on a Tuesday is not unheard of.'

"It's not about the story. It's about Daddy taking time out of his busy day to read you the story."

"If you ask me, it takes a lot of fun out of the old Friday night feeding frenzy!"

"Roger and Out."