Saturday Night Parties Gifts

Me Saturday Night...Me Sunday Morning.

Sloaney Pony.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

I could have danced all night!

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Dancing in pyjamas

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Green Balloon

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

The devil you know and his plus one

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'