Saturday Night Parties Gifts

Me Saturday Night...Me Sunday Morning.

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Shaken not stirred

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Green Balloon

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Dancing in pyjamas

The devil you know and his plus one

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?