Friday Night Event T-Shirts

"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

The Streets - Night

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

Clown Happy Hour

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Next Round Indicator

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Towny Music Night.

Friday 5.30pm.

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

City centre pub.

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'A Fucking Drink'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

Pizza and Karaoke

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.