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"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Streets - Night

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Infinity Tavern

60 minute wait for a table, 15 minute wait for a server, 40 minutes for teh appetizers...

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Clown Happy Hour

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Next Round Indicator

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

City centre pub.

Towny Music Night.

Friday 5.30pm.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Another double martini, please. My sense of balance and proportion couldn't make it tonight so I'm drinking for two."

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

Pizza and Karaoke

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'A Fucking Drink'

Happy Hour 5-6. Your "Happy Hour" stinks� And, it's too short!

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"So who else is gonna be there?"