Email Evader Gifts

"No thanks, just browsing."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

I.T. Fear

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Email Notifications

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

The Eternal Question

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Mary had a little spam

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

"I'm thinking your email must have gotten directed into my 'Oh no, that guy again' folder."

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"Another company thinks I might like to keep receiving their emails!"

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"He's not good with change!"

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

Stand in the Q.

"I got an extension.'

'A computer virus infected my work e-mails. Now they are all sent to the junk folder and are automatically deleted. I have never had so much free time.'

This is not a scam. Send money and receive authentic 'This is Not A Scam' certificate."

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

Man in office says to colleague: 'There's so much communication by email now. It's rather :-( '

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!"

The origins of the Email Money Scam...