Meeting Evader Gifts

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

Binge Watch

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'Is he expecting you?'

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"He's not good with change!"

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"Careful, he can smell your boredom."

"I got an extension.'

'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?'

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed