Essay Evader Gifts

"I got an extension.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

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'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

"He's not good with change!"

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

The coward's way out.

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

"Can we, just for a moment, your Honor, ignore the facts?"

"Stop it. You're gonna make homework come out of my nose."

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

'Can we avoid going through the insurance company.'

His Master's Noise.

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

"I'd like a word with you please."

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

What say we save a tree, and skip the test?

"No, Harry, shaking ketchup on your burger and chips twice a day cannot be counted as exercise."

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"

"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"

"No thanks, just browsing."