Book Report Evader Gifts

"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?"

Binge Watch

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

"He's not good with change!"

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"I got an extension.'

"How much do we owe them?"

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

"Stop it. You're gonna make homework come out of my nose."

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

Financial Advisor. Will you meet expenses this month? Unless I find a really good hiding place.

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy."

"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!"

What say we save a tree, and skip the test?

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"

"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"

"You can't say the dog ate your homework, it's really hackneyed. Say your mother is addicted to prescription drugs."