Book Report Evader Pillows

"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?"

Binge Watch

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

"He's not good with change!"

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"I got an extension.'

"How much do we owe them?"

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy."

"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!"

What say we save a tree, and skip the test?

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"

"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"

"You can't say the dog ate your homework, it's really hackneyed. Say your mother is addicted to prescription drugs."

"Those aren't blanks, Ms Doan. They're no comments."