Equation Evader Gifts

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Binge Watch

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"He's not good with change!"

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

Stand in the Q.

The coward's way out.

"I got an extension.'

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

"My boyfriend's got a split personality. Every time the check comes he splits!"

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"No, Harry, shaking ketchup on your burger and chips twice a day cannot be counted as exercise."

"No thanks, just browsing."

"You can't say the dog ate your homework, it's really hackneyed. Say your mother is addicted to prescription drugs."

"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?"