Equation Evaders Gifts

'As far as I'm concerned...mathematics is a load of rubbish.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

"It needs more science and less fiction."

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

"He's not good with change!"

The coward's way out.

The dog that does the homework...

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

'I'll tell you why math is important - it lets us count the days till school's out!'

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

Stand in the Q.

'My client refuses to answer that Maths question on the grounds it might tend to incriminate him!'

"How much do we owe them?"

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

'I like unfunded mandates best - you don't have to worry about the math.'

'When it's summer I won't have to do math.'

"Stop it. You're gonna make homework come out of my nose."