Fee Evader Gifts

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'I had it all - then the IRS found where I had it hidden.'

Businesman shakes out his piggy US bank only to find other piggy banks marked OffShore.

Infernal Revenue Service

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

"How much do we owe them?"

"Thank God you're just my wife's lover! I thought you were from the Inland Revenue!"

Fiction: 'Filling in your tax returns'

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

"I'd like a word with you please."

'Can we avoid going through the insurance company.'

"What an exhausting weekend! I made too may commitments Friday during Happy Hour and spent Saturday and Sunday weaseling out of them."

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'I suddenly feel car sick. The annual insurance bill has just arrived.'

'There's not room enough for both of us in this tax bracket, Henderson!'

'First of all, sir, do you have your blood pressure medication with you?'

Recent studies show that a man's fear of commitment extends to the television, where he suffers an unrelenting paranoia that something better is on another channel.

"You can't say the dog ate your homework, it's really hackneyed. Say your mother is addicted to prescription drugs."