Ticket Evader Gifts

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'I had it all - then the IRS found where I had it hidden.'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

"He lost his Season Ticket."

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

Infernal Revenue Service

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

Fiction: 'Filling in your tax returns'

Ticket prizes...

"Thank God you're just my wife's lover! I thought you were from the Inland Revenue!"

Senior Prelate's Rail-Card

"Stop it. You're gonna make homework come out of my nose."

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

Passengers on the underground

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

Financial Advisor. Will you meet expenses this month? Unless I find a really good hiding place.

"I'd like a word with you please."