Ticket Evader Pillows

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

'I had it all - then the IRS found where I had it hidden.'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

"He lost his Season Ticket."

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

Infernal Revenue Service

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

"Thank God you're just my wife's lover! I thought you were from the Inland Revenue!"

Fiction: 'Filling in your tax returns'

Ticket prizes...

Senior Prelate's Rail-Card

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'This is my finest hour!'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

"I'd like a word with you please."

Passengers on the underground