Debt Evader Gifts

"How much do we owe them?"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

"I see no new taxes, followed by some new taxes."

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'I had it all - then the IRS found where I had it hidden.'

Infernal Revenue Service

Man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

'My homework is escaping.'

Fiction: 'Filling in your tax returns'

"Thank God you're just my wife's lover! I thought you were from the Inland Revenue!"

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

'This loan will put you in debt over your head, but you do get a free snorkel.'

Gerald is convinced that not paying any taxes is the best revenge

'Can we avoid going through the insurance company.'

"What an exhausting weekend! I made too may commitments Friday during Happy Hour and spent Saturday and Sunday weaseling out of them."

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'G+N Accountants': 'Mr Gross' (fat) and 'Mr Net' (thin).

'There's not room enough for both of us in this tax bracket, Henderson!'

'A journey of 1000 miles begins with one credit card.'

The home mortgage 100 metre dash.

"Cyberspace ate my homework."

'First of all, sir, do you have your blood pressure medication with you?'

Recent studies show that a man's fear of commitment extends to the television, where he suffers an unrelenting paranoia that something better is on another channel.

"You can't say the dog ate your homework, it's really hackneyed. Say your mother is addicted to prescription drugs."