Equation Evaders Mugs

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"It needs more science and less fiction."

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

"He's not good with change!"

Stand in the Q.

The dog that does the homework...

'I'll tell you why math is important - it lets us count the days till school's out!'

The coward's way out.

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

"How much do we owe them?"

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

'My client refuses to answer that Maths question on the grounds it might tend to incriminate him!'

'I like unfunded mandates best - you don't have to worry about the math.'

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

'When it's summer I won't have to do math.'

"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"