Message Evader Gifts

Searching for a gift that celebrates the playful side of avoiding the last word? Our collection of humorous and witty goodies captures the essence of the message evader's charming retreat from confrontation. Whether for a friend who loves to steer clear of serious talk or someone who enjoys a cleverly humorous comment, our products make it easy to send a light-hearted gift that speaks volumes without saying too much.

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"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation." mockup

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

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I.T. Fear

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'No, but thanks for asking,'

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Binge Watch

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Email Notifications

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'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.' mockup

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

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'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.' mockup

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

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"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David." mockup

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

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'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.' mockup

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

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'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?' mockup

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

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EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

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'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?' mockup

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

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"You're suffering from banner blindness."

"You're suffering from banner blindness." mockup

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

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"He's not good with change!"

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It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

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It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

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"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else." mockup

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

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Stand in the Q.

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"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting." mockup

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

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"I got an extension.'

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"Can we, just for a moment, your Honor, ignore the facts?"

"Can we, just for a moment, your Honor, ignore the facts?" mockup

"Can we, just for a moment, your Honor, ignore the facts?"

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"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties." mockup

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

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'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.' mockup

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

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"I'd like a word with you please." mockup

"I'd like a word with you please."

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"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"

"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!" mockup

"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"

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"No thanks, just browsing."

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"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?"

"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?" mockup

"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?"

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Message Evader Gifts Collection

Message Evader Mugs

Discover our collection of message evader mugs and bring a humorous touch to their coffee breaks. Click through to find designs that speak volumes without saying a word.

Message Evader Pillows

Comfort meets comedy with our message evader pillows. Ideal for adding humor to any living space, browse our fun designs now.

Message Evader Prints

Find the perfect art print that captures the message evader’s playful spirit. Shop now for a humorous addition to any wall.

Message Evader T-Shirts

Explore our range of witty message evader t-shirts, perfect for casual wear that speaks for itself. Find a design that complements their playful personality.