Line Evader Gifts

Stand in the Q.

I.T. Fear

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

Menace.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

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Patience Tested While You Wait.

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

"He's not good with change!"

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

The coward's way out.

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

'Taking your dog for a 'walk'...Helps to keep you fit!'

"When will you be back at the bank?"

'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

"No thanks, just browsing."

'Listen up! Me and Everyone else will run for our lives. Dewey You stay back and block.'