Banner Evader Gifts

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Save Our Universe

I.T. Fear

Binge Watch

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Dream Advertisements.

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"He's not good with change!"

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

Stand in the Q.

"Just more Junk Mail."

"If I see that commercial one more time, I can hate it enough to ignore it."

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!"

Celebrating Whatever - Celebration with blank modifiable banners.

"I remember when walls weren't so bossy."

'After sixteen commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

100% Effective Ad Blocking

"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy."

"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?"

'Oh, him? Much as he tried to avoid them,so many endless TV commercials kept popping up while watching his programs that, finally, one more caused him to snap!'