Banner Enthusiast Gifts

Celebrating Whatever - Celebration with blank modifiable banners.

"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!"

Flags

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

US and the EU

Save Our Universe

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Gerald Ratner's return

Lucky Stars.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

As Seen Watching TV

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Flag Kryptonite

Beware of Everything

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

This Space Available.

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

Eat More Salted Nuts

Private work adjustments

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."