Banner Enthusiast Mugs

Celebrating Whatever - Celebration with blank modifiable banners.

"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!"

Flags

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Save Our Universe

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

US and the EU

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Gerald Ratner's return

Lucky Stars.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Beware of Everything

As Seen Watching TV

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

This Space Available.

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Eat More Salted Nuts

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Private work adjustments

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."