Paywall Evader Gifts

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

I.T. Fear

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Dream Advertisements.

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"He's not good with change!"

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

Stand in the Q.

"I got an extension.'

"Just more Junk Mail."

"How much do we owe them?"

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy."

"He has an unhealthy obsession with health apps."

"Hey, Dad! Did you get the Covid app?"

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"

"No thanks, just browsing."

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?"

'Oh, him? Much as he tried to avoid them,so many endless TV commercials kept popping up while watching his programs that, finally, one more caused him to snap!'