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There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

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'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

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'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

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"He's not good with change!"

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"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

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"I got an extension.'

"Can we, just for a moment, your Honor, ignore the facts?"

Lance, I said if it's for me, I'm not here. It's not for you, it's for me. I'm not here, either.

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

"I'd like a word with you please."

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"No thanks, just browsing."

"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?"