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'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

I.T. Fear

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Obsession with the Internet.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Desert wifi

Information Tightrope.

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'I'm all for this interactivity.'