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'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

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"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

I love Science.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"A possible eureka."

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Henderson, I believe I'm onto something.'

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'Great chemistry.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

Brian works in stem cell research

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"I totally meant to do that."