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"He's not good with change!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

The four housemen of procrastination

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"They hired a cat to distract them from thoughts of change."

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

Stand in the Q.

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

The coward's way out.

"I got an extension.'

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

"Not now—I'm cooking to avoid intimacy."

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

"Baldo, I wish you'd help out a little more around the house."

"I'd like a word with you please."

'Taking your dog for a 'walk'...Helps to keep you fit!'

"What? Speak up! I can't hear you! I'm getting outside interference!"

"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"

'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

"A book report? -- Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?"