Email In-box Cleaners Gifts

Santa deleting his e-mails.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

E-mail

'I'm beginning to think email stands for 'endless mail'.'

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

Snare in the inbox.

Bush's Hacker

"Hi. My name is Barry, and I check my E-mail two to three hundred times a day."

"For the last time, Maurice! Don't send out curses by e-mail!"

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

Unsurprisingly, it was auto-correct that introduced evil into the world.

E-mail

'Can I check my emails first?'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

"Such a shame, he was this close to emptying his inbox

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

Hi, I need assistance in transferring $20 million from a Nigerian bankn. Careful, Ernie, that's a phishing star.

"This message has no subject and the contents aren't much to write home about either."

Spamicide

"Stop hitting 'Reply All.'"

'Oh oh! My Internet security software is directing recommendations, from my broker, to the junk file.'

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'You've got 'parents questioning a grade' mail.'